06-07-07, 08:29 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - very funny!!!
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The Joke Thread..........
06-07-07, 12:31 PM
What goes black, white, pink, black, white, pink, black, white, pink?
A nun rolling down a hill with a flower in her mouth!!
A nun rolling down a hill with a flower in her mouth!!
"IF THE SHOE FITS - BUY IT IN EVERY COLOUR!!!!!"
06-07-07, 10:27 PM
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
Oh what a feelin! When you're dunking, on the ceilin!
06-07-07, 11:50 PM
I like bra's. especially when they is on the floor hee hee hee!
07-07-07, 12:29 AM
I don't get yours Nic, It would've been better just being a nun rolling down a hill.
That'd be black and white and pink.
Hopefully.
That'd be black and white and pink.
Hopefully.
07-07-07, 12:30 AM
It jus wernt up to nic's usual standards
09-07-07, 05:36 PM
I have just heard that there's a new website for Al-Queada terrorists to get in touch with each other!!
It is called "Friends Re-Ignited"
It is called "Friends Re-Ignited"
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Effel Wrote:Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
why is dyslexia so difficult to spell?
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11-07-07, 12:53 AM
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11-07-07, 01:26 AM
A flat chested woman wanted bigger boobs, so she went to see Dr Jenkins about having surgery.
"You don't need to go under the knife, said the doctor when he saw her, I'v got a much more effective way and it's alot safer. All you have to do is say this rhyme out loud every morning: Scoobie, doobie, doobie, I want big boobies." The woman was a bit sceptical about it but nevertheless she said the rhyme very morning and after a couple of weeks she had gone up 4 bra sizes.
One day she was sat on a train when she realised she hadn't done her routine that morning. "Oh no," she thought, "if I don't say it they might start shrinking again, I better do it now." "Scoobie, doobie doobie, I want..." she was interupted by a man sat next to her. "You've been to see Dr Jenkins haven't you, he said. "Yes," said the woman, "how do you know."
"Hickory dickory dock..."
"You don't need to go under the knife, said the doctor when he saw her, I'v got a much more effective way and it's alot safer. All you have to do is say this rhyme out loud every morning: Scoobie, doobie, doobie, I want big boobies." The woman was a bit sceptical about it but nevertheless she said the rhyme very morning and after a couple of weeks she had gone up 4 bra sizes.
One day she was sat on a train when she realised she hadn't done her routine that morning. "Oh no," she thought, "if I don't say it they might start shrinking again, I better do it now." "Scoobie, doobie doobie, I want..." she was interupted by a man sat next to her. "You've been to see Dr Jenkins haven't you, he said. "Yes," said the woman, "how do you know."
"Hickory dickory dock..."
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11-07-07, 01:27 AM
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so begged their dad for the clue.
"Well" the father said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it.... it's a f*ckin' arsehole!!"
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so begged their dad for the clue.
"Well" the father said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it.... it's a f*ckin' arsehole!!"
“You must face the power of the black wave of Lardossa before you become a Drexciyan wave jumperâ€
11-07-07, 01:29 AM
A young boy goes up to his mum and asks, ''Mummy do people come apart like robots?"
His mum replies, "No darling, what makes you think that?"
"Well I heard dad on the phone last night, saying he was screwing the arse off his secretary."
His mum replies, "No darling, what makes you think that?"
"Well I heard dad on the phone last night, saying he was screwing the arse off his secretary."
“You must face the power of the black wave of Lardossa before you become a Drexciyan wave jumperâ€
12-07-07, 08:58 AM
***** note to all posters *****
Can we watch the language and content of the jokes we post please..
We have young members and members from all round the world and do not wish to offend anyone..
****** Thanks *******
(some "jokes" have been deleted or amended)
Can we watch the language and content of the jokes we post please..
We have young members and members from all round the world and do not wish to offend anyone..
****** Thanks *******
(some "jokes" have been deleted or amended)
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
12-07-07, 01:02 PM
thanks mate, yeah guys we need to be careful as young eyes may be watching!
the language of the youngens is back enough these days!
the language of the youngens is back enough these days!
I need more lemon pledge...
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