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The Joke Thread..........
20-05-10, 02:03 AM
#347
Warning! This next one’s a little bit bad taste so go check another thread if you’re the type that’s easily offended 
Lady Shellshock said to me earlier, “What a day! I don’t know whether I’m coming or going†so I says “Look at me a minute. Yeah, you’re definitely going. When you’re coming you look like a Down’s Syndrome girl trying to whistleâ€
Lady Shellshock said to me earlier, “What a day! I don’t know whether I’m coming or going†so I says “Look at me a minute. Yeah, you’re definitely going. When you’re coming you look like a Down’s Syndrome girl trying to whistleâ€
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
20-05-10, 04:08 AM
#348
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
do you still have the handprint on your face from when she slapped ya?
do you still have the handprint on your face from when she slapped ya?
20-05-10, 04:33 AM
#349
Lady Shellshock doesn't do slaps. I once had to appear in court on a charge of domestic violence. The judge said "This is the 3rtd time you've appeared before me on similar charges, why do you keep beating Lady Shellshock?" I said "Well your Honour, I put it down to a significant height/reach advantage, better handspeed and a tougher training regime" 
*I would like to remind you that this is the joke thread and I don't actually condone violence against women
*I would like to remind you that this is the joke thread and I don't actually condone violence against women
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
20-05-10, 09:36 AM
#351
even without your disclaimer SS, i really doubt the two or three women on the board would take that seriously 
20-05-10, 10:08 AM
#352
But ss is a man on the edge being mentally tormented by cushions.
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
20-05-10, 10:13 AM
#353
IF EASILY OFFENDED PLEASE DO NOT READ THE JOKE BELOW
So I was round my new girlfriends house, we were in the kitchen cooking a full sunday roast. She asked me to turn on the veg.
Imagine my surprise when apparently fingering her disabled sister was not what she meant.
fc
'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden
20-05-10, 10:44 AM
#354
ohohohhhhhh mannn... thats soo far over the line...
still got a laugh out of me though shamefully enough
still got a laugh out of me though shamefully enough
20-05-10, 10:45 AM
#355
Quality SS and FC. My type of humour. I'm not gonna contribute though as the last time I did it was removed in about 10 minutes. Who says gang rape can't be funny?
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
20-05-10, 04:05 PM
#356
Statistics say only one out of ten don't enjoy gang rape.
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
20-05-10, 04:08 PM
#357
That was basically the joke! (What do nine out of ten people enjoy...)
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
20-05-10, 04:26 PM
#358
How does Snoop Dogg get his clothes so white?
Bleeeatch
Bleeeatch
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
20-05-10, 04:37 PM
#359
Say what you want about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools....
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
20-05-10, 04:38 PM
#360
How do u kelp flies out of the kitchen, let a cow shit in the lounge. Another learnt fro
kids at work.
kids at work.
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
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