06-07-07, 08:29 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - very funny!!!
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The Joke Thread..........
06-07-07, 12:31 PM
What goes black, white, pink, black, white, pink, black, white, pink?
A nun rolling down a hill with a flower in her mouth!!
A nun rolling down a hill with a flower in her mouth!!
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06-07-07, 10:27 PM
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
Oh what a feelin! When you're dunking, on the ceilin!
06-07-07, 11:50 PM
I like bra's. especially when they is on the floor hee hee hee!
07-07-07, 12:29 AM
I don't get yours Nic, It would've been better just being a nun rolling down a hill.
That'd be black and white and pink.
Hopefully.
That'd be black and white and pink.
Hopefully.
07-07-07, 12:30 AM
It jus wernt up to nic's usual standards
09-07-07, 05:36 PM
I have just heard that there's a new website for Al-Queada terrorists to get in touch with each other!!
It is called "Friends Re-Ignited"
It is called "Friends Re-Ignited"
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Effel Wrote:Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
why is dyslexia so difficult to spell?
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11-07-07, 01:26 AM
A flat chested woman wanted bigger boobs, so she went to see Dr Jenkins about having surgery.
"You don't need to go under the knife, said the doctor when he saw her, I'v got a much more effective way and it's alot safer. All you have to do is say this rhyme out loud every morning: Scoobie, doobie, doobie, I want big boobies." The woman was a bit sceptical about it but nevertheless she said the rhyme very morning and after a couple of weeks she had gone up 4 bra sizes.
One day she was sat on a train when she realised she hadn't done her routine that morning. "Oh no," she thought, "if I don't say it they might start shrinking again, I better do it now." "Scoobie, doobie doobie, I want..." she was interupted by a man sat next to her. "You've been to see Dr Jenkins haven't you, he said. "Yes," said the woman, "how do you know."
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"You don't need to go under the knife, said the doctor when he saw her, I'v got a much more effective way and it's alot safer. All you have to do is say this rhyme out loud every morning: Scoobie, doobie, doobie, I want big boobies." The woman was a bit sceptical about it but nevertheless she said the rhyme very morning and after a couple of weeks she had gone up 4 bra sizes.
One day she was sat on a train when she realised she hadn't done her routine that morning. "Oh no," she thought, "if I don't say it they might start shrinking again, I better do it now." "Scoobie, doobie doobie, I want..." she was interupted by a man sat next to her. "You've been to see Dr Jenkins haven't you, he said. "Yes," said the woman, "how do you know."
"Hickory dickory dock..."
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