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Couple o pirate jokes for yer.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?
A little black patch.
YARRRHARRHARR!
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
I said "Morning."
He replied, "No, just having a shit."
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A girl came up to me earlier and asked "What does reincarnation mean?"
I said "It's a belief that when you die you come back as something else"
She says "Cool, I'm gonna come back as a dog"
I said "You're not fuckin listening love..."
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I got one for you all.
Whats brown and rhymes with snoop?....
Dr Dre!
Boom! Boom! tish!
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One day a priest was walking by the river and saw a frog on a lilly pad, help me croaked the frog, once i was a beautifull choirboy but an evil witch turned me into a frog, the only way to reverse the spell is for me to spend the night in the bed of a religious man. the preist took the frog home, put it to bed and lo and behold in the morning there was a beautifull choirboy.......And that your honour, is the case for the defence.
all day i dream and shine.
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your a funny fooka m8.Am always laughing at your posts
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Haha, I have no idea where it comes from, I heard it a few years back.
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Got a bit bored so thought id share this one with yer.
Hi, im Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea.
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Likin the new custom title there Samo!
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Good one Das, but what has got me chuckling is your signature quote from 'The Tick'.
I died with laughter when i first heard it, now it's one of those random quotes that I use all the time.
Would you be good enough to participate in this morning's edification?
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Its fucking awesome, i bought the box set the other day.
My favourite one is where he wakes up with a moustache.
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I just bought an alexander mcqueen t shirt.
Its quite a loose fit but a bit tight around the kneck. !!!
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