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Whats the difference between a G spot and a golf ball?
A man will actually search for a golf ball !!!!!!!
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A Polish immigrant goes along to his local opticians for an eye test.
The optician asks the man to read the chart on the wall
"CZWIXNOSTACZ"
"Can you read that sir?" asks the optician,
"Read it?", says the Polish man "I fucking know him!"
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On a golf theme.
woman decides to take up the sport to widen her social life.
1st day on the fairway and the teacher is having a nightmare.
Every shot she hits into the bunker, so he decides to try a different approach. 'Mrs smith' he says, 'try imagining the club is your husbands penis and try another shot.'
she trys this and hits it 400yds, straight onto the green. 'Excellent' says the teacher, 'next time though, take the club out of your mouth'!!!!!!!!!!
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oh my god!!!!!!
my married name is going to be Mrs Smith!!!!!!!!!!
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At least you are doing it in style anth!!!!!
Please post the pics
Where are you going on honeymoon?
Good luck hon
lol
xx
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Lucky. best of luck wid d wedding!
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A rabbi, the pope, an iraqi and a gorilla are driving down the motorway. Policeman stops them and asks 'Is this a joke?'
Oh what a feelin! When you're dunking, on the ceilin!
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adidasanth Wrote:camnic1972 Wrote:oh my god!!!!!!
my married name is going to be Mrs Smith!!!!!!!!!!
haha! I am getting married on Saturday! yay! got a pair of black halfshell woven with silver lace jewellery for the occasion.
Nice!
Good luck with getting the ball and chain fitted, hope you both have a wonderful day and welcome to the wonderful world of the hen pecked husband.
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^^ yep what he said!
Good luck mate, have a great day - we'll have a drink for you in Manchester!
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Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.
But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said:
Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last.
And you're single. Just let it go."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality.
Whispering......
Dave.......
Dave........
Dave....
....
you're a vet.
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That's so sick, yet still amusing
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" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
