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Wife says to hubby,
"Did you know that a bull can manage sex every day!! Thats 365 days of the year!"
Husband replies,
"Yes! But he doesn't have to shag the same fucking cow!!!!"
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mr.pure Wrote:Nic, you is a nutter.
Good to know I'm in the 5% though.
I love you Mr Pure - you know me so well already!!
lol
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A man comes back from the Amazon with a cock sucking frog.
He takes it home to show the wife,
She asks what to do with it,
To which he replies,
"Teach it to cook, then Fuck Off!!!!"
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Grandma says the her young grandson,
"Be a love and help me put this suppositery in"
Course I will Granny!"
She bends over and pulls her knickers down and spreads her legs.
Her grandson says,
"Do I put it in the brown hole Granny or do I feed it to the turkey?"
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But I bet you still had a giggle tho
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lol
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Im sorry - please forgive me
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Yeah - i must admit old ladies jacksies probably aren't nice to look at!!!!
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