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That is a great one...
Cant stop laughing...
Going to get them... Yes i am, they will come to me in time
I still need: Motowns - philly blunt - 35th RHCP - 35th Run DMC - Run DMC 80s “My adidas†- halloween - Footpatrol - Undefeated - BBQ
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Dr.Smith Sleeps with one of his patients in a weak moment.
He is tortured with guilt!!!!
In one ear his evil conscience is saying "your a single man,don't worry about it"
In his other ear his heavenly conscience is says "your a fucking vet,you sick bastard!"
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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Quality
all day i dream and shine.
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"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
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A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic horses up his arse. Doctors have described his condition as stable...
"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
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kick kick kick
whose there
a man with no arms.
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
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Ryan giggs admitted to feelings of homesickness yesterday. He said 'whilst I love living in Manchester and playing for utd, I do Miss Wales from time to time'
What have Imogen Thomas and Fernando Torres got in common?
A few months ago they were both fucking good footballers!
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I've only had 3 girlfriends.... Faith, Hope and Charity.
I left Faith because she was unfaithful .
I dumped Hope because it was hopeless.
I'm still with Charity though. I get £2.00 a month for shagging her
Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.
<will refrain from posting the 100s of Amy winehouse jokes doing the rounds right now>
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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In a statement released earlier today, Rupert Murdoch said he was "touched by the messages of love and support" left by friends and family on Amy Winehouse' Dad's phone
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
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Amy Winehouse turns up at the Pearly Gates and spots Princess Diana.
"How come your halo's black?" asks Amy.
"You must still be out of it, My Dear" said Diana. "That's a steering wheel!"
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Yes Benji i know..But i'm in good company it seems
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
