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The Joke Thread..........

Its amazing what you can get done when the PSN is down and I didn't realise you took the bins out on a bank holiday.
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Apparently he logged onto Facebook places.

Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
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Osama Bin Laden Who the fuck's knocking on my door at this time of night?!?!?

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Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
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So it's true the Jehovas witnesses never miss a door step. :LOL:

Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
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Three guys in a cafe.
1st one says "i've got the smallest arms in the world".
2nd guy says " i've got the smallest head in the world".
3rd guy says "i've got the smallest dick in the world".

They all go to the Guinness World Records,

1st one comes out really happy, "i've really got the smallest arms in the world"
2nd one comes out all happy "i've really got the smallest head in the world".
3rd one comes out and SCREAMS " WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BEIBER"??
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It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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That is a great one...
Cant stop laughing...

Going to get them... Yes i am, they will come to me in time
I still need: Motowns - philly blunt - 35th RHCP - 35th Run DMC - Run DMC 80s “My adidas” - halloween - Footpatrol - Undefeated - BBQ

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Dr.Smith Sleeps with one of his patients in a weak moment.
He is tortured with guilt!!!!
In one ear his evil conscience is saying "your a single man,don't worry about it"
In his other ear his heavenly conscience is says "your a fucking vet,you sick bastard!"


It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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all day i dream and shine.
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"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
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