[Inphinity]

A pedophile and a 6 year old were walking through a forest at night and the 6 year old says

"ouu this is scary"

And the pedophile replies

"you're telling me! Im going to have to walk this alone in half an hour"

[pokey27]

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternat...ive was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, Blackburn, Manchester and newcastle

[Samo]

[Vortec]

[benji]

I want!!! that is the dogs nads, you go gran! Knit your own fakes.. LOL

[Tifoso]

Please tell me that's real.

[djpencil]

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies ????

i dont have a ferrari in my garage

[pukkabruv]

seemed fitting to put this in this thread, as everything this guy says must be a joke... incredible level of ignorance / scare mongery, unless this is a modern day version of the day todays "cake" episode.

http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk...story.html

[nikosg]

i feel like that gran is about to drop her shit and rip out an uzi from her beautiful sweater

[pokey27]

1st Son: "dad I need to tell you I'm gay "
2nd son: "dad I'm gay too "
Dad: " bloody hell does no one in this family like pussy ? "
Daughter: "I do "