07-05-11, 11:31 PM
That Justin Beiber joke is fucking great pokey 
The Joke Thread..........
02-06-11, 06:49 PM
A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic horses up his arse. Doctors have described his condition as stable...
"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
02-06-11, 09:34 PM
kick kick kick
whose there
a man with no arms.
whose there
a man with no arms.
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
05-06-11, 02:38 PM
Ryan giggs admitted to feelings of homesickness yesterday. He said 'whilst I love living in Manchester and playing for utd, I do Miss Wales from time to time'
What have Imogen Thomas and Fernando Torres got in common?
A few months ago they were both fucking good footballers!
What have Imogen Thomas and Fernando Torres got in common?
A few months ago they were both fucking good footballers!
29-07-11, 04:56 PM
I've only had 3 girlfriends.... Faith, Hope and Charity.
I left Faith because she was unfaithful .
I dumped Hope because it was hopeless.
I'm still with Charity though. I get £2.00 a month for shagging her
Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.
<will refrain from posting the 100s of Amy winehouse jokes doing the rounds right now>
I left Faith because she was unfaithful .
I dumped Hope because it was hopeless.
I'm still with Charity though. I get £2.00 a month for shagging her
Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.
<will refrain from posting the 100s of Amy winehouse jokes doing the rounds right now>
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
29-07-11, 04:58 PM
In a statement released earlier today, Rupert Murdoch said he was "touched by the messages of love and support" left by friends and family on Amy Winehouse' Dad's phone
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
29-07-11, 05:57 PM
Amy Winehouse turns up at the Pearly Gates and spots Princess Diana.
"How come your halo's black?" asks Amy.
"You must still be out of it, My Dear" said Diana. "That's a steering wheel!"
"How come your halo's black?" asks Amy.
"You must still be out of it, My Dear" said Diana. "That's a steering wheel!"
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