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(03-06-09, 06:39 PM)cracky Wrote: Who, what and why, the manager?
Roberto Martinez may be on his way to Wigan, nothing official but he is their number one choice
Yeah fc, he played for them for 6 years.
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Sellers who dont send photos til after the listing ends make my blood boil!
On a more personal note spanners who, against all evidence, swear they bought fakes from an adidas store in the US, then expect me to pay for em! (Then finding out it was an online store selling fake adidas trainers)

boggles the mind sometimes, it really does.
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Akers, i might be CCFC but i feel for you mate. Martinez is awesome at what he does. Would be a major loss.
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My fucking burrito at lunch gave me fucking food poisoning. So now how the fuck do I get home from work?
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
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Seriously unlucky Zwer but that is hi-lar-ious!
Get better soon
EDIT: Scratch that! Get Sab to have a look at yer! Shes well into bowles and shit!
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I remember going to a kebab shop at college and a friend had warned me not to get the donnar meat cos it gave him food poisoning. Everyone I was with went for a donnar anyway, I decided to play it safe with cheese and chips. I was the one sprinting out of class 20mins later and emptying my bowels for the rest of the day.
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(03-06-09, 10:39 PM)DasBill Wrote: Get Sab to have a look at yer! Shes well into bowles and shit!
Good choice of words there fella
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LOL Dont get me started. My title in the last job was enema queen gets a result every time.
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(03-06-09, 10:47 PM)streak Wrote: (03-06-09, 10:39 PM)DasBill Wrote: Get Sab to have a look at yer! Shes well into bowles and shit!
Good choice of words there fella 

Couldnt resist.
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You fucked up big time when you ordered the cheese Reid.
Chances are they used the same knife for the cheese as for the raw and cooked meat.
At least your mates stood a chance with the cooked doner.
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you people aren't helping. I'm fucking dying, man. Dying. At work. Who the fuck wants to die at work?
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(03-06-09, 11:09 PM)zwer Wrote: you people aren't helping. I'm fucking dying, man. Dying. At work. Who the fuck wants to die at work?
Hugh Heffner? The pope?
Tho people dont normally wanna shit themselves to death...

Then again Hugh just might by the looks of him...
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^sudocrem whilst singing jonny cash - it burn burn burns..........
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Has Zwer shit himself to death? Should we start a memorial thread?
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