[Tifoso]

Please tell me that's real.

[djpencil]

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies ????

i dont have a ferrari in my garage

[pukkabruv]

seemed fitting to put this in this thread, as everything this guy says must be a joke... incredible level of ignorance / scare mongery, unless this is a modern day version of the day todays "cake" episode.

http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk...story.html

[nikosg]

i feel like that gran is about to drop her shit and rip out an uzi from her beautiful sweater

[pokey27]

1st Son: "dad I need to tell you I'm gay "
2nd son: "dad I'm gay too "
Dad: " bloody hell does no one in this family like pussy ? "
Daughter: "I do "

[benji]

[Fritze]

[pokey27]

gotta steal that for FB

[Big Vern]

Tommy needs to have a word with himself. A lady GaGa doll!

[crockerd]

My girlfriend's always helping me to keep fit.

Every time she mentions marriage, I run a fucking mile.

[nikosg]

A pickle, a cucumber and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said "When I get big and hard, they chop me up and toss me in a salad".
The pickle said "When I get big and hard, they chop me up and drown me in vinegar".
The penis said "That's nothing - when I get big and hard, they put a plastic bag over my head and put me in a dark, damp cave and bang my head against the walls until I throw up and faint!"

[Samo]

[Sweet_Kicks]

[pokey27]

SCAM WARNING!!!!
At LIDL supermarket.... While packing shopping in your car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18 year old East European girls in tight tiny tops. They wash your screen with tits hanging out & then ask for a lift to another shop as payment. On the way they strip and go down on each other, then 1 climbs in front and sucks you off while the other nicks your wallet! I had mine stolen last Tues & Wed, twice on Thurs and again today. Be very careful

Anal sex is abit like Marmite.......Brown and smelly

Compliments of mr jimmy carr

[benji]

Sorry to post Noike but...