24-01-12, 07:45 PM
at the risk of being left hanging...
Knock Knock!
Knock Knock!
The Joke Thread..........
24-01-12, 07:52 PM
I'll bite . . .
Who's there?
Who's there?
I don't wear Crocs, and I don't wear sandals/The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles . . .
24-01-12, 07:57 PM
very poor . . .
I don't wear Crocs, and I don't wear sandals/The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles . . .
24-01-12, 08:07 PM
My six year old is currently rolling round his room in laughter.
"Aneedup" and "Smelleep" also work well.
"Aneedup" and "Smelleep" also work well.
I don't wear Crocs, and I don't wear sandals/The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles . . .
24-01-12, 08:08 PM
Ok so a man walks into a doctor's...
Blood, veins, arteries and organs dripping from where his anus used to be, now a gaping hole.
"Jesus Christ" says the Dr, "what the fuck happened to you?"
"Well Dr.." the mans says perching delicately on on the edge of the seat, "I went on a blind date..."
"yes??" says the Dr.
" with.... er an elephant" says the man
" sweet baby Jesus man!!" says the Dr, "and you had intercourse???"
"Yes" said the man
"woah!!!" says the Dr "wait a second, there is no way that having sexual intercourse with an elephant could do that sort of damage??"
"No Dr... He fingered me first Dr...
"
...
Blood, veins, arteries and organs dripping from where his anus used to be, now a gaping hole.
"Jesus Christ" says the Dr, "what the fuck happened to you?"
"Well Dr.." the mans says perching delicately on on the edge of the seat, "I went on a blind date..."
"yes??" says the Dr.
" with.... er an elephant" says the man
" sweet baby Jesus man!!" says the Dr, "and you had intercourse???"
"Yes" said the man
"woah!!!" says the Dr "wait a second, there is no way that having sexual intercourse with an elephant could do that sort of damage??"
"No Dr... He fingered me first Dr...
"...
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