22-06-10, 04:57 PM
hahaha thats a good 'un ^^
'I paid for the suede!'
The Joke Thread..........
09-07-10, 06:33 AM
Guy goes upto a fat bird in a bar and says... "fucking hell i'd give you one!"...
she says "fuck off i wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth!"...
he says..."whoaa hold on,i was giving you marks out of 10 ya fat cunt"
she says "fuck off i wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth!"...
he says..."whoaa hold on,i was giving you marks out of 10 ya fat cunt"
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
I like that
17-07-10, 12:00 AM
Whats the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year olds?
There's twenty of them...
There's twenty of them...
"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
17-07-10, 02:12 PM
Ha, made me giggle. 
Kind of a last season joke but..
fabio-"ok wayne, I heard about what happend with you and terry, and he has lost his captains arm band. So can you check under your bed please?"
Kind of a last season joke but..
fabio-"ok wayne, I heard about what happend with you and terry, and he has lost his captains arm band. So can you check under your bed please?"
'I paid for the suede!'
17-07-10, 10:56 PM
I shagged a deaf and dumb bird last night but felt so ashamed this morning i broke all her fingers so she couldn't tell anyone
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