30-07-10, 06:49 PM
What's the difference between jam and marmalade?
You can't marmalade your cock up a bird's arse
You can't marmalade your cock up a bird's arse
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
The Joke Thread..........
30-07-10, 09:41 PM
Just got back from the Hospital.
They reckon i might have- pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
But at the moment it's difficult to say..
They reckon i might have- pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
But at the moment it's difficult to say..
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
30-07-10, 09:45 PM
You made me laugh Streak 
Favourite SSDB quote:
I would wear them and grab people in the street and say "look how fucking sweet these kicks are!" (Sneakerphile)
Poor Sod's Photography
IG: @70jeppe
UK9
I would wear them and grab people in the street and say "look how fucking sweet these kicks are!" (Sneakerphile)
Poor Sod's Photography
IG: @70jeppe
UK9
31-07-10, 04:37 AM
Two guys are sat in a pub together when one turns to the other and says "i fucked your mum last night. we did everything. i fucked her doggy, missionary and reverse cowgirl, then i licked her bumhole while she fingered mine, then she gave me a tit wank whilst sucking my cock and i spunked all over her face." The other guy puts down his pint and says. "Lets go home dad, i think you've had enough."
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
31-07-10, 08:19 AM
Favourite SSDB quote:
I would wear them and grab people in the street and say "look how fucking sweet these kicks are!" (Sneakerphile)
Poor Sod's Photography
IG: @70jeppe
UK9
I would wear them and grab people in the street and say "look how fucking sweet these kicks are!" (Sneakerphile)
Poor Sod's Photography
IG: @70jeppe
UK9
31-07-10, 10:44 AM
"I was sucking off my new Thai bride and then I thought 'Hang on a minute!'"
fc
fc
'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden
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