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Warning! This next one’s a little bit bad taste so go check another thread if you’re the type that’s easily offended

Lady Shellshock said to me earlier, “What a day! I don’t know whether I’m coming or going†so I says “Look at me a minute. Yeah, you’re definitely going. When you’re coming you look like a Down’s Syndrome girl trying to whistleâ€
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
do you still have the handprint on your face from when she slapped ya?
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Lady Shellshock doesn't do slaps. I once had to appear in court on a charge of domestic violence. The judge said "This is the 3rtd time you've appeared before me on similar charges, why do you keep beating Lady Shellshock?" I said "Well your Honour, I put it down to a significant height/reach advantage, better handspeed and a tougher training regime"
*I would like to remind you that this is the joke thread and I don't actually condone violence against women
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But ss is a man on the edge being mentally tormented by cushions.
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IF EASILY OFFENDED PLEASE DO NOT READ THE JOKE BELOW
So I was round my new girlfriends house, we were in the kitchen cooking a full sunday roast. She asked me to turn on the veg.
Imagine my surprise when apparently fingering her disabled sister was not what she meant.

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ohohohhhhhh mannn... thats soo far over the line...
still got a laugh out of me though shamefully enough
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Quality SS and FC. My type of humour. I'm not gonna contribute though as the last time I did it was removed in about 10 minutes. Who says gang rape can't be funny?
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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Statistics say only one out of ten don't enjoy gang rape.
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That was basically the joke! (What do nine out of ten people enjoy...)
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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How does Snoop Dogg get his clothes so white?
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Say what you want about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools....
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How do u kelp flies out of the kitchen, let a cow shit in the lounge. Another learnt fro
kids at work.
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