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The Joke Thread..........

even without your disclaimer SS, i really doubt the two or three women on the board would take that seriously tongue
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But ss is a man on the edge being mentally tormented by cushions.

Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
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IF EASILY OFFENDED PLEASE DO NOT READ THE JOKE BELOW

So I was round my new girlfriends house, we were in the kitchen cooking a full sunday roast. She asked me to turn on the veg.

Imagine my surprise when apparently fingering her disabled sister was not what she meant.

Cool

fc

'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden




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ohohohhhhhh mannn... thats soo far over the line...

still got a laugh out of me though shamefully enough
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Quality SS and FC. My type of humour. I'm not gonna contribute though as the last time I did it was removed in about 10 minutes. Who says gang rape can't be funny?

It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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Statistics say only one out of ten don't enjoy gang rape.

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That was basically the joke! (What do nine out of ten people enjoy...)

It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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How does Snoop Dogg get his clothes so white?




Bleeeatch

If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
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Say what you want about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools....

Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
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How do u kelp flies out of the kitchen, let a cow shit in the lounge. Another learnt fro
kids at work.

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