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But ss is a man on the edge being mentally tormented by cushions.
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IF EASILY OFFENDED PLEASE DO NOT READ THE JOKE BELOW
So I was round my new girlfriends house, we were in the kitchen cooking a full sunday roast. She asked me to turn on the veg.
Imagine my surprise when apparently fingering her disabled sister was not what she meant.

fc
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ohohohhhhhh mannn... thats soo far over the line...
still got a laugh out of me though shamefully enough
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Quality SS and FC. My type of humour. I'm not gonna contribute though as the last time I did it was removed in about 10 minutes. Who says gang rape can't be funny?
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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Statistics say only one out of ten don't enjoy gang rape.
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That was basically the joke! (What do nine out of ten people enjoy...)
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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How does Snoop Dogg get his clothes so white?
Bleeeatch
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Say what you want about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools....
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
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How do u kelp flies out of the kitchen, let a cow shit in the lounge. Another learnt fro
kids at work.
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