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A man has been admitted to hospital with 6 toy horses stuck up in his arse, his condition is being described as stable.
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
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"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
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Two cannibals were eating a clown, and one turned to the other and said: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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I just nicked a rabbit from the pet shop! Not sure if I should make a run for it.....
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Two monkeys in a bath one said ooooh aaaah ha. The other said put some cold water in it :LOL:
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sab i had that as my facebook status..I proper pissed meself @ that joke but no1 else did.
<pokey stole shellshocks joke earlier>
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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Did you hear the one about the dyslexic drunk?
He choked on his own Vimto.
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A women with no legs has won a strawberry picking competition...the jammy c*nt.
fc
'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden
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If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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