01-10-09, 11:44 PM
Damn this looks like fun in here 
all day i dream and shine.
Famous (not) wankers wearing Superstars.
02-10-09, 01:26 AM
Holy smokes.
Where abouts did you find this extremely costly pair of supes?????
Where abouts did you find this extremely costly pair of supes?????
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02-10-09, 07:12 AM
I found them on the Azerbaijanian equivalent of Ebay whose name translates as "handsome donkey trading" and due to the average weekly wage in Azerbaijan being about 120k Manats (about £12) I thought I was in with a good chance of winning them for cheaps.
Unfortunately, at the time, I got my calculations wrong and put the decimal point in the wrong place and ironically ended up bidding against just about the only person in Azerbaijan capable of outbidding me, the exiled President of Turkmenistan, the right honourable Saparmurat Niyazov Turkmenbashi who I've known for a while is a fan of Superstars.
Anyhow, he hadn't had such a good harvest and couldn't afford to go over 150mln Manats so I got 'em.
The shipping cost me 500 qəpiks which is roughly the cost of 8 bails of hay, apparently.
It was an interesting process but I'm never doing it again, Azerbaijani tradition dictates that you must speak to those above you (the seller) in rhyming poems which was a right hassle considering Azerbaijanian is only my 3rd language.
Unfortunately, at the time, I got my calculations wrong and put the decimal point in the wrong place and ironically ended up bidding against just about the only person in Azerbaijan capable of outbidding me, the exiled President of Turkmenistan, the right honourable Saparmurat Niyazov Turkmenbashi who I've known for a while is a fan of Superstars.
Anyhow, he hadn't had such a good harvest and couldn't afford to go over 150mln Manats so I got 'em.
The shipping cost me 500 qəpiks which is roughly the cost of 8 bails of hay, apparently.
It was an interesting process but I'm never doing it again, Azerbaijani tradition dictates that you must speak to those above you (the seller) in rhyming poems which was a right hassle considering Azerbaijanian is only my 3rd language.
02-10-09, 08:20 AM
that right there mr pure is the greatest thing i've ever read in my life!!That ssdb comedy award is in the bag
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
02-10-09, 09:10 AM
Epical some may say.......
If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
02-10-09, 09:30 AM
I gotta admit, that was a good read.
Unfortunately for me though i'm completely lost, did P actually buy a pair of supes for 20,000?
Ah, screw it i'm over it now XD
Not really, i just know i wont get a serious answer again
Unfortunately for me though i'm completely lost, did P actually buy a pair of supes for 20,000?
Ah, screw it i'm over it now XD
Not really, i just know i wont get a serious answer again
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02-10-09, 09:46 AM
It's great! No activity in this thread for a few months, then 3 and half pages of pure gold. Love it! 
Would you be good enough to participate in this morning's edification?
02-10-09, 01:02 PM
mikee1107 might be due some thanks as well!
fc with a cheeky wink
fc with a cheeky wink
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09-10-09, 08:09 PM
(01-10-09, 08:58 PM)mr.pure Wrote: Aaah, you guys.
Where were you when DJ was making me feel bad about 'em ?
errrr, you mean trying to cheer you up and tell you they were well worth what you paid? I only told you the price on the Office website because you asked.
Anyway, they look the bee's knees, Pureski! In fact, I think I'll have a pair of mi adidas supes made in the exact same colourway using the same materials and have 'dirt cheap' embroidered on the side...
Superstars are indeed super...
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