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One word would have prevented this.......boxes
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See, this is one of the many reasons I don't have pets. Because if this happened to me, they would be dead, and the girlfriend would have to watch.
Look at it this way...you can get more animals if you wanted to, but good luck getting another pair of undeworlds!!!!!
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ive got a beagle who chews EVERYTHING. he hasnt touched any of my shoes... because they are kept in boxes in my room in a cupboard. and when im not home, the door to my room is shut. problem solved
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Strips of easily accessable chinchilla hide!
Man goes into cage. Cage goes in the salsa. Sharks in the salsa. Our shark!
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Before hearing that explanation obi I was going to say you must have done something to really fuck your GF off cos thats serious revenge. Knowing how the female mind works etc. But that does seam like a pure accident a nasty one though. So u need some caged boxes now.
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I would just have eaten girlfriend and chinchilla casserole with carrots and green beans rather than pork, if that had been my fucking shoes !