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Bah, savaged by a bear then!
Step out in the road and savaged by a bear!
Problem solved
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Savaged by a bear is an excellent solution. I was going to suggest abducted by foul minded aliens but a bear is much better.
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Maybe he'll be back when theres something else he needs help finding.
Still like him tho.
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That poor bear might break a tooth or something whilst munching on the fucker, not good!
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Nah. Grizzly bear would slap him a couple of times and he'd be little more than human paste.
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What about........ Him being gang raped by leprechauns?
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My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!