[mr.pure]

Breaking news......................
Unconfirmed reports are coming in that Michael Jackson suffered a heart attack after discovering BoyzIIMen was a band and not a delivery service.

[TheScuderia6]

Damn, the hate mr. pure! Why so much? I can agree that in recent times his judgment and demeanor were questionable, but fuck man he's MJ!!! Plus there are obvious reason's from his childhood that have led to his psychological issues today. His work back in the day was nothing short of greatness. The man deserves some respect, he just died for fuck sakes.

[mr.pure]

Blimey.
If you think this is bad, don't ever go into Crooked Tongues you two, whatever you do.
Sure, he WAS a great entertainer and obviously his childhood was far from normal but come on, lighten up.
There are more important people in the world than anyone who entertains for a living.
I feel far sorrier for the girl who died protesting in Iran this week than I ever could for Jackson !
Or should I start a thread for Jade Goody as well so we can mourn her sad passing ?

[TheScuderia6]

I can see your point and views. And I agree that there are much more important people in this world than entertainers. And I also agree that most celebrities and stars get way too much attention and credit from the media and general public than they deserve. But the difference is I'm not cracking jokes over someone who just died.

For for the record, I'm not butt hurt or anything about it, it's all good to me. And who the fuck is Jade Goody, lol!

[steve-o]

either way you cant deny his influence on the world of music.

RIP

[mr.pure]

Late news..............................

Looks like it might've been a massive drug overdose.
When searching his home, Police found Class A, Class B and half of Class 2C.

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Well, this is the story all about how, my pulse got flipped turned upside down,
Now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, and let me tell you a little story of how I died in Bel Air.

In Gary Indiana born and raised,
In the plastic surgeon room is where I spent most of my days,
chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool, hanging around sweating outside the local school,
when a couple of parents said I was up to no good,
said I was molesting their kids in the neighborhood.
I got in one little incident and the police got scared,
and said "Your dangling your baby in the cold german air"

I whistled for a boy and when he came near the
situation was a trap with a camera in the mirror
If anything I could say that now I was scared
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

My.... blood.... stopped in my heart about seven or eight
And I yelled to the world yo, home smell you later
Slipped into a coma I was finally there
Dead of cardiac arrest in my home in bel-air

jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will be wearing black armbands in memory of Michael Jackson who rode more three year olds than anyone in history

MacDonald’s are bringing out an MJ Memorial burger consisting of 50yr old meat packed into 8yr old buns

Apparently Jacko's cardiac arrest was brought on when he tripped over a pram.....doctors say "Don't Blame It On The Buggie'

[DasBill]

Been a weird night all round...
People were saying jeff goldblum was dead and Harrison ford had gone missing.
Make you think tho, MJ was in loadsa debt... dumdumdumm!!

[dj_wildthing]

Pureski, that song is NOT cool mate!!!

'cause it's made to the theme song of 'Fresh Prince of Bel Air', and I DON'T want the mighty Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff to be associated with Wacko Jacko...

[DasBill]

Nah, in all honesty he was a cool guy.


He was always down with the kids, y'know?

[mr.pure]

[streak]

[mr.pure]

What's the difference between Jermaine Jackson and the English cricket team?

Jermaine is guaranteed to get the ashes...

[sab]

Whats the diff between mj and ferguson, ferggie will be playing giggs in summer.

Apparently the ambulance driver performing heart massage sang just beat it beat it.....

[cracky]

Now that is just downright laugh out loud hilarious

[spitey]