26-09-10, 06:51 AM
Welcome back Pokey!
So.. Go on, spill it.. what you been doing?
26-09-10, 12:07 PM
Collingwood?...educate your mates Nik! Go saints!!
If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
26-09-10, 01:31 PM
I'm going to a party/BBQ this afternoon. I'm not wearing my UP's though because it's not really BBQ-weather 
26-09-10, 11:15 PM
just got home after a 55 mile bike ride round the isle of white..... everything hurts... cant bend my left knee anymore, which made changing gear fun on the way home
28-09-10, 12:03 AM
LMAO everyone on FB from my home town is talking about a strong stench a weed in the air. Apparently there is a weed farm on fire. Ha ha ha its either bullshit and they can smell ICI or its true. But the jokes going about are ace. Tescos has sold out of waggon wheels n pringles. LOL
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
28-09-10, 12:17 AM
Did my second half marathon yesterday. 2.17.27. Not exactly rocket ship fast, but then I'm not built like a rocket.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
28-09-10, 09:42 AM
Not a bad time at all Lorrie, plus you actually finished!
I think you should challenge Mr P to a race.
I think you should challenge Mr P to a race.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
28-09-10, 09:46 AM
Fear is making you weak, Mr. P.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
28-09-10, 09:57 AM
Segway race! Just don't do what this poor sod did.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-11416654
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-11416654
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
28-09-10, 01:03 PM
Welcome back poke 
Well done Lorrie!
If I tried to do a half marathon, would probably cough up a lung after a mile... unless it was the chocolate bar, then I could do two full ones no probs
All moved in my new house in Richmond with my house in Scarborough rented out to a nice elderly couple...now to find a new Job as at the moment I'm living with my brother through the week and he isn’t the cleanest fucker in the world 
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Lady Lurk has finally seen all of my collection together (minus 10 pairs that I have at my bro's) and TBH she was pretty cool about it.
Well done Lorrie!
If I tried to do a half marathon, would probably cough up a lung after a mile... unless it was the chocolate bar, then I could do two full ones no probs
All moved in my new house in Richmond with my house in Scarborough rented out to a nice elderly couple...now to find a new Job as at the moment I'm living with my brother through the week
and he isn’t the cleanest fucker in the world . Lady Lurk has finally seen all of my collection together (minus 10 pairs that I have at my bro's) and TBH she was pretty cool about it.
With God's help I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
28-09-10, 01:22 PM
She's probably in shock mate, give it a couple of days!
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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