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Sounds horrible. Tokyo is pack to the rafters with choice ladies. They don't talk to me, but they're there. But Yokohama Originals has some DDWs (Distance Does Wonders). Good from far away.
Oh, and today the Postie is dropping by, so I've got to be quick to get home!
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Mr P you will not regret having a Japanese girlfriend.
Their culture is to ahem..."service" the man/boyfriend at any opportunity. 
fc actions break down many language barriers
'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden
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Used to be but I'm not so sure it still is.
[/fingles crossed]
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Sausage sarnies a plenty and spurs @ wembley is the order of the day!!!COME ON U SPURSSS \o/
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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Sat outside Mother Macs in Manchester, cider in hand, sun shinning on my 2 the match. Perfect.
What you wear on your feet is a mark of the man you are.
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I just cooked and ate one of the biggest plates of food I've ever had.
More roast potatoes than a small family would share, me reckons.
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On our way back from Maine - been in the car for near 9 hours and probably 1.5 to go. I drove for the first 8 hours and got nicked with a bullshit speeding ticket a few hours ago: 122 km/h in a 100 zone. But, I only had to pay $16.00 in tax/duty on my ipad.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
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Dear oh dear Pokey.
What you wear on your feet is a mark of the man you are.
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Could have been worse, Spurs could have been knocked out a semi-final by fucking Ross County.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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I feel your pain, my father in law is a mad Celtic fan.
What you wear on your feet is a mark of the man you are.
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I stormed out the pub in a mad huff when the second goal went in. Mowbray has ripped the spine out of that team, fucking useless.
Not been this pissed off since we blew the title on the last day of the season by getting humped by Motherwell.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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Well, Toronto FC got blown out 4-1 on Saturday and Mo Johnston seems to have given up all personnel decisions to the coach. We're officially screwed. But, only 4 days to the home opener...
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
