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So.. Go on, spill it.. what you been doing?

He wasn't angry, just disappointed! Very Happy

It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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(25-05-09, 10:06 AM)mr.spite Wrote:  i kicked a bush full of buzzy bees the other day. my dad stood there and just shook his head at me. Laughing

You tit.
I reckon JK's right.


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(25-05-09, 09:34 AM)jk_1981 Wrote:  And is stupid as it sounds it would be interesting to boot a football right into that mound of bees. Then run like fuck.

Exactly what i want to do! Very Happy

My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
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I hate summer in my job. All i can think when i take people out is dont get stung on my watch i would have a full on flap if someone got stung.
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i've fallen into a bee's nest. wasn't pretty.

If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
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Lovely Zwer, what you doing dangling above bee's nests btw?
Ive fell out of a tree onto a barbed wire fence but i wouldnt like bees!

My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
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ah, we were banging around the field on our old golf cart when we were kids. I fell off the back and into a bee's nest. Couple dozen stings.

When I was even younger a neighbour kid decided it would be funny to throw a rock at a nest without telling me. Didn't realize what had happened until he took off running. Got a good dozen stings then, too.

If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
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(25-05-09, 09:48 PM)zwer Wrote:  When I was even younger a neighbour kid decided it would be funny to throw a rock at a nest without telling me. Didn't realize what had happened until he took off running. Got a good dozen stings then, too.

lol typical thing that, when yer a lad, and yer mates are in danger, we dont say a word! Hope you give him a good kicking! Laughing

My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
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i beat that kid up in his own house. can't say if it was for that transgression or not.

If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
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(25-05-09, 09:56 PM)zwer Wrote:  i beat that kid up in his own house.

Good job sir! salute

My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
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In my quest to be un-keggable this summer, I now have a pair of swimming short-shorts. I'm not quite sure how well I can play them off.. Laughing
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(25-05-09, 05:53 AM)cracky Wrote:  Steve-o, i have fitted cornice on many occasions,i hate doing it too, my advice is to just pay someone else to do it! Cool
Edit, If you pay my airfare/hotel bills i will come and fit it for free!

lol already finished them now man, but I'll keep it in mind hhahaa
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Looking at building a drift car. Figure i can get anything RWD, weld the diff and have slidey fun and be a trailer queen.

Oh what a feelin! When you're dunking, on the ceilin!
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Been camping in Scotland, managed to burn my head, even though I was only hat-less for about 45 minutes early one morning. Ouch
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cleaning up the house. I was in the world's most boring 10 hour meeting - thankfully it ended at 2.30 instead of 6, so it was only 6.5 hours. Since home was on the way back to work I figured I'd just come home.

I swear they put ambien in the chicken we had for lunch. We were all nodding off.

If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
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