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Can't abide all that UFC business.
People who enjoy inflicting pain on other people need locking up IMHO.
Bit worrying about the wife going all churchy on you, has something happened to make her suddenly go a bit religious ?
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(22-02-09, 05:36 PM)mr.pure Wrote: Bit worrying about the wife going all churchy on you, has something happened to make her suddenly go a bit religious ?
seriously, not that i can think of, and i am pretty perceptive of her and rarely miss any ques after this long. i forgot to add on my last post, but hinted at it, she asked me to go with her, which in translation is i am going with her.
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Today i have pimped my car. Prior to this i got very lost, pissed off and confused in a very new environment for me that is " HALFORDS". Everything i wanted was on all the high shelves and there lower shelves are not climber friendly like in asda. I passed my driving test Fri 13th BTW. Then i went n made a complete tit of myself in the petrol station.
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(22-02-09, 06:32 PM)sab Wrote: ...Then i went n made a complete tit of myself in the petrol station.
Ten litres of Diesel in the tank instead of petrol was it, m'love?
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whew, wasn't as bad as i thought or what it was for that matter.
just got back from church; my wife has a friend who's mother is a widow, the mother frequently attended church with another widow who just passed away and we went with said friend and her spouse and my wife volunteered to go, and drag me along as well since the four of us, mother not included, never go to church and the census was if one was going to suffer this, and possibly combust upon entering the church, might as well make a party of it. of course i was never made privy to any of these plans at the time. we went solely for the support of her friends mother and my wife assures me this is not going to be a regular thing; or even occasional.
so, all is right and i still have my ticket to hell. just kidding on that last part, i hope.
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Nope am not that dim. I even know where the oil n water goes. My Dad gave me over the phone instructions to pick up the green handle. So i picked up the green handle then got the cap off dropped it under the wheel so had to crawl under the car to get it. Then i could not get the petrol to come out !!!!. A voice over a loud speaker bellowed customer on pump 3 u need to select payment method before u get your petrol. Ahhhhh I died everyone behind me and at the side where laughing. Then to top it of i spilt the petrol on the floor and i couldnt get the cap back on. I was sooooooo embarrassed.
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^ next time you are planning on filling up, give me a shout as to where and when, i will come and watch, sounds like fun
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We won the footy today 15-0 good times!
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It was my first time !!!!
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Is your team good, or was the other team useless? either way, well done!
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