[Samo]

sounds a lot more fun than my prom was when i left school!

[woody]

You should have your own tv show mate

[Effel]

I agreee, the funding would assist in the stupidity. Spent most of yesterday playing about with a granada my mate bought for £20. needless to say, even though we were well out of the way, in a field his uncle owns, the boys in blue still turned up. Twunts.

[pokey27]

nice 1 effel i enjoyed that story of your prom night and without doubt i'm sure yours was better than those who actually got invited to the prom.

[Minky Starshine]

Don't ever remember prom nights..I thought it was an american thing..oh well..your adventures read like a comic strip would..can't you do speech bubbles..that would be great

[Effel]

Another stupid thing i managed was losing my bankcard somewhere in that fucking granada :/ off out now, i shall possibly do something interesting. or stupid beyond words.

[Effel]

Last night i dont have any pictures from, alas an eventful night it was. Essentially after a heavyish sesh down the boozer, i stumbled to tesco in order to get myself a tasty snack. Upon exiting i encoutered the security guard who has chased/banned/nearly attacked me on many occasions, started chatting to him and out of the blue he presented me with a bottle of kronenberg. I was touched. So as me and my mate woolly (called so as he resembles a cloud) started our stumbley voyage home. But behold! as i walked through the valley of the sadow of death (Some grim little guinnel next to a petrol station) some little yob pulls a lknife and demands my form of telecommunications. With wooly having ran off (Nonce!) i withdrew my telephone, seeing as this little scrote was especially small and weedy looking, i proceeded to throw it at him full pelt catching him squarely on the right eye. Once he fell to the floor, i then thought apt to kick the stupid twunt in. The downside is, i've killed yet another Nokia N80, as it fell in a puddle.

[Samo]

Glad to hear you survived! Its odd how its always the weedy lookin little scrotes that want to start shit
You might be able to save the phone if you leave it to dry. Ive dropped a few in puddles and pints and they've been fine after drying out! Failing that, is it insured?

I think we should have a comic strip of the amazing adventures of Eff, it would be quality!

[Effel]

Unfortunately as ive experienced with this model, any liquid and its dead. Got a few others though so all is not lost. Cartoon strip'd be ok, id need a graphics tablet though. Today i ate an awful lot of dirt falling off BMXs and skateboards. ho hum.

[stylz]

Nice strategy on the phone chuck Eff and definitely deserved the stomp!

[Effel]

Stupid just got stupider....
a fair bit of expensive scaffolding and a long stretch abroad made for an interesting time. To get back in the swing of things i scouted this, rang some mates and it grew from there. Ewok village awaits!

[Samo]

nutter

[King of the Farm]

I saw this news article today and thought of you Effel.

Don't get me wrong, not saying you're doing illegal stuff. I'm not making that comparison. You just may want to be mindful of the information and photos you post of your wacky and zany adventures.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25738225/?GT1=43001

[Effel]

I appreciate it. Police round here are far more interested in telling people to get lights on bikes and burglarisation though, pretty much so got a scapegoat as well.

[mr.pure]

How on earth did you come by a scaffolding tower ?
They're worth a small fortune.