[mr.pure]

It's a constant pain in the batty and spoils the flow of a thread when people just paste a link as is.
Long links don't work so please, take the time to make them forum friendly !
Here's how, if you didn't already know !

ALL EXAMPLES BELOW ARE SHOWN INCLUDING SPACES TO SHOW YOU EXACTLY WHAT TO DO, THEY DON'T WORK BECAUSE THEY HAVE SPACES !

Let's say you want people to take a look at a particular page, we'll call it www .you'vegivenmebollockache.com !
What you do is, put the URL or www bit, in between a set of these [ url] [/url], so it'd look like this, [ url] www .you'vegivenmebollockache.com [/url] but even then, with long arsed url's, it can make the forum look a bit tatty.
So do us all a further favour while you're at it and add a little of your personality to the gig by locking the url in, like this.

[url= www .you'vegivenmebollockache.com ]Achey Nads ![ /url]

Booyaa !
The forum will look much neater, the links will work first time and you won't be giving me or anybody else the bollock ache looking for the page you're waffling on about !

Here's the finished link to show you the finished dealio !
Enjoy !

Achey Nads !

[Galaxy36]

Are those yours Mr. Pure???????

[mr.pure]

That would've been the icing on the cake but alas, no, they aren't !

[WildOne]

That might have been me that got Pure's nads in a twist, sorry dude. Thanks for the lesson.

[pirate]

Boohoo!

[mr.pure]

Actually, Wildone, it wasn't fella.
It was just a reminder cos it's been happening a lot in here lately.

Who you boohooing Ms P ?

[pirate]

you!

[mr.pure]

[Samo]

a very comprehensive instruction. Nice one Mr P!

though i am left wondering why i clicked the link...

[streak]

*cough* Moved to the correct section of the forum.. *cough*



Bloomin' newb..

[mr.pure]

No.
I put it in chat cos it's a common problem that needs addressing.
I don't need any help and it ain't a request !

[streak]

I thought it was help as in...

If you are having trouble with the site, for example you can't add image attachments, then post up in here. No superstar related queries.

[mr.pure]

Yeah, but that's for asking if you're having trouble.
I'm telling ! Not fuckin' asking !
Now go and oil your hip joints !

[streak]

[mr.pure]