[pokey27]

Zwer - your joking right???if you're not im alittle disappointed in ya tbh but i have explained how i made this guys aquintance.

seasside - Im erm sorry if i come across as a bigmouthed gloating arrogant show off who rattles on about owning them!!but i hope your in the minority with that opinion.Im proud to own them nothing more and if its brought up in a thread ofcourse ill comment and give my opinion.

AND for the record as said before i thought he'd be a good edition to ssdb i didn't know his collection came with an attitude that was bigger than any collection could ever be and believe me i'm more pissed off than any1else ere at how its made me look and how its turned out.
pokey

p.s did i mention i own the 35th secrets?? <<thats a joke btw

[Big J]

I'd rather hear the word c*nt than *anny or m*nge

In that case I can only apologise for using the f word before pirate!

I'll go with cunt instead!

By the way, I've always found Pokey to be helpful and friendly, and should not in any way be tarred by said arrogant cunt.

Fuck, I do like that word.

Cunt.

[Lorrie]

Zwer - your joking right???if you're not im alittle disappointed in ya tbh but i have explained how i made this guys aquintance.

of course I'm joking! i kid because i care.

you've always been a top fella in my book. i know you'd have never meant the SSDB any harm.

[pokey27]

gdgd
btw pure u missed out "gash" and "axe wound" and also "beef curtains" and "liverlips" and "pinkbits" and ........ well u get the idea

[seasidewolf]

seasside - Im erm sorry if i come across as a bigmouthed gloating arrogant show off who rattles on about owning them!!but i hope your in the minority with that opinion.Im proud to own them nothing more and if its brought up in a thread ofcourse ill comment and give my opinion.

Hey chill Pokey, all's good fella! It was only a joke. I honestly thought everyone knew about you having the Top Secret's! Blimey I even tell people I know of someone who has a pair! I didn't think you are arrogant, c'mon you've aquired the holy grail feel free to shout it from the rooftops (especially if you have paid good money for the privalege)!!
So as I say, all's good!! Oh & you don't want to buy the 35th & pendant to match do you? lol I've got one sitting here looking for a good home at a good price!


PS I like the phrase "Vertical Smile"!

[pirate]

I was only star-ing em as a joke

In work we wrote down all the different names for it on the board, was about 40

Good job no managers went in the office!

I find the term "jam pot" quite revolting

(cunt)

[mr.pure]

Muffin, now that's gotta be my favourite.
Never heard Jampot before.
Christ, if it was like a Jampot, then there'd be something seriously wrong with the poor lass !

[Galaxy36]

I guess everyone forgot the term "twat", I've always thought that sounded nasty......sounds like the sound that a wad of wet paper towel makes as it's hitting the wall

[pokey27]

Got 1 already wolf m8 but cheers for the offer.

lol@jampot class

[pirate]

Bearded oyster made me laugh when someone said it

Dont really have a favourite

[Big J]

Gash is a classic.

See what Cunty McBawbag has reduced us to?

Pirates story reminds me of my uni days, when a bunch of us were bored and wrote various minge-based words on the whiteboard of a lecture room. Unfortunately it was in permanent marker, so for the 6 months before they replaced it we always had the joy of having our lecturer standing in front of the word 'Clunge' in 10 inch high faded red letters.

Those were the days.

[mr.pure]

Bearded oyster sounds wrong.
I've never heard clunge before.

*Lovin' the way this thread has gone.
Talk about trying to polish a turd !

[Samo]

^ you're right there P!

clunge sounds like an illness or something!

"whats wrong with him?"
"He's got clunge"

[Galaxy36]

Samo's right...clunge sounds like a hideous disease!!!

How about "whisker biscuit"....only heard that one a handful of times.

[mr.pure]

Like that one.
Furry Cup is a golden oldie.
Hair Pie is another.