[WildOne]

I'll tell you what grinds my gears though - ebay sellers that don't bother posting for weeks

Don't get me started, I won some soups 5 days ago, paid his Buy It Now price 'cause I couldn't wait, paid extra for priority and the fucker only e-mailed today to tell me he'd be posting tomorrow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got a letter from local council this morning telling me the fat prick next door is planning on building some flats where his garage currently is. In 10 years I never had a single crossed word with our neighbors, this tosser moves in 4 months ago, in that time we've had christ nows how many run ins with these parasites over car parking and late night parties (the kind that start about 2 AM with the bass cranked right over, you know what I mean ). Anyway I've had it with this prick, I'm feeling the need to imprint some size 9.5 Superstar tread on his forehead.

My next post may be from Strangeways !!

[King of the Farm]

You know what really grinds my gears?

1) People who drive slow in the Carpool lane.

2) Taking a piss the morning after a good fuck... and getting that split stream that makes you piss all over the floor. I know that one may be a little crude.. but hell, sometimes it gets your own leg. sucks.

[deftoned]

I wish to vandalize their home and commit acts of violence upon them.

Carefree... and apt and appropriate name

[cracky]

You know what really grinds my gears

2) Taking a piss the morning after a good fuck... and getting that split stream that makes you piss all over the floor. I know that one may be a little crude.. but hell, sometimes it gets your own leg. sucks.

its not just me then

[Funke]

lol ^^^
i guess im too young for this thread XD

[Minty]

[Samo]

I like this thread!

My neigbours behaviour makes my blood boil. hes a miserable bastard, and his wife is a sour face cow. He came round the other day to complain about the "loud" music being played in my house, the music wasnt loud and we could easilly have a conversation without needing to shout. so we asked him if he could be more considerate when he has these karaoke parties. (as soon as the weather is nice, hes sat out in the garden at 2am drunk, playing a guitar and singing at the top of his lungs (badly) with a bunch of other tossers.)
He then proceeded to launch into a stream of expletives, wave his finger in our face and try and get into the house, we closed the door, and he was stood on the doorstep still shouting 5 mins later

idiot

[mr.pure]

Whoa, let's calm down people, think outside the box.
Some people work away from home during the week and if the auction finishes at an awkward time it can throw things way off.
You're right though, they should let you know if there is gonna be a delay.

Get 10 people to the meeting to discuss the planning and you can get it stopped.
Check the details though but I'm pretty certain you only need 10 conscientious objectors.

[spitey]

i like weeing down my own leg

[mr.pure]

Do what now ?!?!

[spitey]

Mmmmmmm so warm

[Minty]

When people step on your kicks....especially white ones

[mr.pure]

You're odd but I totally agree !



It only ever happens when I'm wearing my fucking Footpatrols or my IB's.

[spitey]

thats a bit of that....... sods law stuff innit.

[mr.pure]

Yeah it was a bit odd, no one had trodden on my foot in flippin' ages and I wear my Footpatrols and some total hatstand trod on them twice.