25-02-10, 12:09 AM
If your girl has meatballs I feel bad for you son...[/jigga 2nd time today]
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If your girl has meatballs I feel bad for you son...[/jigga 2nd time today]
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25-02-10, 12:10 AM
^ Not as long as the meatballs are between her head and her belly button 
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25-02-10, 12:22 AM
That just conjours up images of a woman with a set of balls dangling from her neck. I dunno, maybe meatballs translates differntly in Dutch but in English more favourable comparisions are (sorry ladies abut this ladies, you may want to stop reading here) Melons, Jugs, Hooters, Baps, Knockers, Norks and a whole load more but definitely not meatballs. I think it's the balls bit, sounds too much like...balls. And meat. Being meaty is not a very feminine trait either.
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25-02-10, 12:25 AM
Mos Def has pulled out of tomorrow night's Mos Def/Doom show and the promoter's concerned that Doom might be an impostor following a recent Chicago show where Doom was definitely not Doom.
Promoter has promised to ID the Supervillain prior to the show...
Do hipsters riot?
Promoter has promised to ID the Supervillain prior to the show...
Do hipsters riot?
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25-02-10, 12:55 AM
They do. It's a sight to see. Why has he pulled out?
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
25-02-10, 01:00 AM
Who fucking knows? Their Chicago show got terrible reviews - Mos came out in a Doom mask, did covers and then an impostor came out (though others claim it wasn't an impostor), lip synched and got booed off the stage.
Maybe Mos didn't want to be associated with such garbage? It's not like he hasn't received terrible reviews before (e.g. Hitchiker's Guide).
Tempted to get a refund and be done with it. I'm a big Doom fan and a fucked up show could ruin it for me.
One question: would a fake Doom wear fake Doom SBs?
Maybe Mos didn't want to be associated with such garbage? It's not like he hasn't received terrible reviews before (e.g. Hitchiker's Guide).
Tempted to get a refund and be done with it. I'm a big Doom fan and a fucked up show could ruin it for me.
One question: would a fake Doom wear fake Doom SBs?
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25-02-10, 01:03 AM
(25-02-10, 12:22 AM)Shellshock Wrote: I dunno, maybe meatballs translates differntly in Dutch but in English more favourable comparisions are (sorry ladies abut this ladies, you may want to stop reading here) Melons, Jugs, Hooters, Baps, Knockers, Norks and a whole load more but definitely not meatballs.
Here in the Netherlands we compare 'em with almost everything that is round, so also gehaktballen (meatballs in Dutch) is an accepted term to refer to a pair of melons, jugs, hooters, baps, knockers, norks and a whole load more
From now on I will try even better to post in good English instead of my Denglish
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25-02-10, 01:04 AM
We do not use 'meatballs' here in Canada and I don't think the Americans use it either.
And WTF is a nork?
And WTF is a nork?
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25-02-10, 01:05 AM
Nah blud, your Egglish is spot on, don't go changing shit for a cantankerous old git like me 
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25-02-10, 01:43 AM
52, you should've just bailed the minute you got there.
Girls are gonna natter for at least an hour regardless even when they haven't got an Ikea to dordle round.
Sulking and wasting time and not eating makes you look a bit petulant.
Now, into the bargain, the Missus isn't happy.
Nobodies won !
It's hearing shit like this that cheers me up in the darkest days of singledom.
I might just start saving up and get a pro in once a week.
It's bound to be cheaper in the long run.
Girls are gonna natter for at least an hour regardless even when they haven't got an Ikea to dordle round.
Sulking and wasting time and not eating makes you look a bit petulant.
Now, into the bargain, the Missus isn't happy.
Nobodies won !
It's hearing shit like this that cheers me up in the darkest days of singledom.
I might just start saving up and get a pro in once a week.
It's bound to be cheaper in the long run.
25-02-10, 10:02 AM
Here here pure. It sounded rocky moaning about spending two hours with her prior too said event. Sure all that mardy bumness could of been transfered into a more positive time.
Like i said pure dial a misses/bloke is the way forward. A part timer. For me that would be someone who worked away then you only got a see em once a week or month.
Like i said pure dial a misses/bloke is the way forward. A part timer. For me that would be someone who worked away then you only got a see em once a week or month.
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25-02-10, 11:22 AM
Yeah but I'm gonna be wanting sex every sodding day if I'm in a relationship.
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25-02-10, 01:18 PM
Yeah, that's a good one. I did live in a different city than my wife for 3 years and there was something interesting about only seeing each other on weekends.
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25-02-10, 07:49 PM
Ah thank god ils boxercise tonight. Laptop got a major virus. I took it too pc world with the only option to wipe it back to the factory setting. So now i have to re load everything back up. Including 300+ music albums. Also some music not backed up. So got it back today brought it home and now the pissing cd drive wont work. So i cant install new security software let along anything else. Back to pc world tomorrow. Am fuming its like losing my left arm. I have e mail i cant access off my phone.
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