[Big J]

You haven't lived until you've tried one Lorrie. A delicacy.

[Lurkzilla]

Delicious pork sausage, lightly seasoned and sealed inside our flaky pastry with a helping of baked beans and cheese in a rich tomato sauce.................. in other words heaven in a pasty, or maybe that's heart attack in a pasty.

[mr.pure]

I bet the sausage is some poor arse quality though.

[/Cumberland sausage FTW]

[cracky]

Poor quality sausage or not it works, i love 'em.

[sab]

Damn why is the greggs near mine not 24hr.

[landmines]

Where do you get those things. It looks terrible, but for some reason I need to try it. In the US?

[Shellshock]

It must be an English people ting. In my humble opinion putting anything in your mouth that has been purchased from Greggs is akin to slurping the rigid shaft of Satan’s hairy red cock.

[pokey27]

I'd guess there's more actual meat in satans hairy red cock though!!
If you knew wot went on in most greggs believe me you'd never eat anything from there!!

[cracky]

What gwan in most Greggs Pokey? I guess most food gafs are the same.

[Big J]

Don't fucking ruin it! I know they're shite, I know they're wrong, I know most of their items mainly consist of meat from arseholes and eyelids, but I've yet to find a better cure for a hangover than a sausage and bean melt and a can of Irn Bru.

And believe you me, I've done the fucking fieldwork.