29-12-09, 02:55 PM
don't you have an umbrella?
Things that make your blood boil
29-12-09, 05:35 PM
Bad luck Sam.
It's -15 here today so too cold for my blood to boil about anything. And yes, Sab, the job got finished. The job always gets finished. And today the company can pay for my taxi ride home from the gym
It's -15 here today so too cold for my blood to boil about anything. And yes, Sab, the job got finished. The job always gets finished. And today the company can pay for my taxi ride home from the gym
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
29-12-09, 06:30 PM
Stupid bitch on Ebay.
Granted, I had the wrong coloured trainers in the picture, granted, the colour I selected from the drop downs was wrong cos it was an old auction template.
BUT, and it's a big but !
The fucking description clearly stated that the trainers for sale are exactly the same as the ones in the picture except they're black !
Now, to clarify she'd taken this on board, before I sent them, I sent her three emails over the course of 5 days but received no reply.
As Christmas was coming, I didn't want to leave her high and dry so I sent them anyway, assuming that, like most normal people with an IQ over 38, she'd read the fucking description.
Seems assumption is the mother of all fuck ups after all.
Granted, I had the wrong coloured trainers in the picture, granted, the colour I selected from the drop downs was wrong cos it was an old auction template.
BUT, and it's a big but !
The fucking description clearly stated that the trainers for sale are exactly the same as the ones in the picture except they're black !
Now, to clarify she'd taken this on board, before I sent them, I sent her three emails over the course of 5 days but received no reply.
As Christmas was coming, I didn't want to leave her high and dry so I sent them anyway, assuming that, like most normal people with an IQ over 38, she'd read the fucking description.
Seems assumption is the mother of all fuck ups after all.
29-12-09, 11:01 PM
fuking driving home from work yesterday, some little bastard cuts me off, looks like some little vietnamese 16 year old with his gf and BABY in the backseat, i yell out "fuking C"nt!", then the bastard starts driving like a psycho nearly crashing into me, then fucking tries to get me to pull over to fight. Mind you i coulda beat the shit out of this guy judging by the size of him, but in the sort of area i was driving through he either had a knife or something, or is just crazy. Didnt particularly feel like getting shanked before new years.
drive on, he follows me for like 5 kms. so i do a few turns to make sure he is actually following me. then i got sick of it was getting close to home, called the cops, then the little fuk turns off once he sees me on the phone.
drive on, he follows me for like 5 kms. so i do a few turns to make sure he is actually following me. then i got sick of it was getting close to home, called the cops, then the little fuk turns off once he sees me on the phone.
29-12-09, 11:42 PM
(29-12-09, 02:55 PM)The masturbating Owl Wrote: don't you have an umbrella?
Or a hood ?
(29-12-09, 06:30 PM)mr.pure Wrote: Stupid bitch on Ebay.
Granted, I had the wrong coloured trainers in the picture, granted, the colour I selected from the drop downs was wrong cos it was an old auction template.
BUT, and it's a big but !
The fucking description clearly stated that the trainers for sale are exactly the same as the ones in the picture except they're black !
Now, to clarify she'd taken this on board, before I sent them, I sent her three emails over the course of 5 days but received no reply.
As Christmas was coming, I didn't want to leave her high and dry so I sent them anyway, assuming that, like most normal people with an IQ over 38, she'd read the fucking description.
Seems assumption is the mother of all fuck ups after all.
Mmmh IQ of 75 below is actually classed as congnitive delay aka mental retardation ahem by the proffesionals. So understandably at 38 yeah she is a stupid bitch....... :LOL:
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
30-12-09, 07:18 PM
Acquiring a blueray 3D movie, and not having any glasses to watch it DOH!! Do quality street wrappers work? 
With God's help I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
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