22-12-09, 09:00 AM
If they're in the states it can be a lot of paperwork for them so I don't blame them to some extent.
Things that make your blood boil
22-12-09, 10:51 PM
(21-12-09, 03:57 PM)reid Wrote: Tried to open the car - didn't wanna work. Might have both locks broken now. Shit.
LMAO - Sorry Reid everytime u post about your car it makes me and my car dilemas feel alot better. My Dad told me to spray de icer on the key before I used it in the morning. But I nearly snapped the wiper off the other day as it stuck to the window. But got a screen cover from the quid shop. MEGA - Investment didnt have to defrost this morning.
Lorrie -Sorry to hear about your mam. That sucks hospital acquired infections are sadly a too common occurance.
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Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
22-12-09, 11:46 PM
a mate of mine got that serious one in his cock when he was recovering from a car accident.
Was not funny and hilarious all at the same time cos he's known to have a monster under his bonnet and jokes abounded about him being cut down to a mortal man.
Was not funny and hilarious all at the same time cos he's known to have a monster under his bonnet and jokes abounded about him being cut down to a mortal man.
23-12-09, 02:10 PM
More Sab fodder here:
Spent half an hour getting all the snow off the car, unfreezing the doors with a hairdrier, topping up the oil, freezing my fingers to the bone. Finally got it started (sans the windscreen wipers, I think the front ones are broken too now) and drove off, happy as can be. Got about 100m up the road and put it into third just coming out of a corner. Engine didn't like it, revs were real low so I thought "ah, must've been going too slow". Drop it into second, still no power, think "hmm, that ain't right, lets drop it to first and rev it a bit". First gear, iot's alright so accelerate up to second again *cough* *splutter*. "Oh shit". Drop to first again to rev it a bit *splutter* *splutter* *cough*. Fuel pipe was frozen. Long story short, car was stuck at the side of the road for half an hour whilst I ran around the nearest village freezing my tits off looking for help.
edit: Also, my brothers being a cunt and won't give me any roses. He's got a whole tin the selfish bastard
Spent half an hour getting all the snow off the car, unfreezing the doors with a hairdrier, topping up the oil, freezing my fingers to the bone. Finally got it started (sans the windscreen wipers, I think the front ones are broken too now) and drove off, happy as can be. Got about 100m up the road and put it into third just coming out of a corner. Engine didn't like it, revs were real low so I thought "ah, must've been going too slow". Drop it into second, still no power, think "hmm, that ain't right, lets drop it to first and rev it a bit". First gear, iot's alright so accelerate up to second again *cough* *splutter*. "Oh shit". Drop to first again to rev it a bit *splutter* *splutter* *cough*. Fuel pipe was frozen. Long story short, car was stuck at the side of the road for half an hour whilst I ran around the nearest village freezing my tits off looking for help.
edit: Also, my brothers being a cunt and won't give me any roses. He's got a whole tin the selfish bastard
23-12-09, 02:44 PM
Wait til he's eaten a massive load Reid then punch him right in his greedy fucking stomach.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
23-12-09, 03:15 PM
Fuck waiting. He's your brother. Ask once then punch him in the fucking throat if he doesn't deliver.
Used to work a treat on my sister.
Used to work a treat on my sister.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
23-12-09, 06:31 PM
Fart on the tin, thats what my bro did once I never went near them again. He did dirty bastard.
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
23-12-09, 07:53 PM
20 past 5 in the morning and I still cant sleep
its been high 20's all night after being 38 yesterday and overcast/raining
so hot and humid all night it sucks ass... and this portable a/c does jack
that is all lol
its been high 20's all night after being 38 yesterday and overcast/raining
so hot and humid all night it sucks ass... and this portable a/c does jack
that is all lol
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