[mr.pure]

Any in particular ?

[kungfuyoazz]

Speaking in general...

[mr.pure]

It doesn't happen very often in here fella.

[streak]

What's he on about?

[mr.pure]

No idea.

[landmines]

I got home the other day and was on the phone. I knew the lady was making dinner, and had been working a long day. I decided to finish up my conversation in the driveway. While I was talking, my soon-to-be stepson came a out a couple times to tell me to come in. He was clearly excited to see me and wanted to show me something. I was talking to someone from my hometown and wanted to finish up. So I paid him little attention and said hold on a second. Well I didn't find out till the next day, but some time while he was trying to get my attention, he tossed my Bordeaux vins at me, they landed in the yard and of course, I didn't notice. It rained all night long and my lady dint see them till the next day, when she brought them in. I cleaned them up a little, patted them dry as good as I could with towels and have had them on a vent for a few days. They look good, but I hope they don't get rank!

[Shellshock]

An all too familiar domstic scene involving children...

You need to build a "Harry Potter Cupboard" under the stairs. A few nights in solitary confimement with just a few bread crusts for sustenance should curtail that kind of behaviour. He's not got red hair has he?

[mr.pure]

Nightmare.
You getting married then ?
Brave man !

[olstar]

Remembering to renew domain names really grinds my gears!!!!!

[mr.pure]

You spoztack !