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Things that make your blood boil

meh. until you've almost beat the crap out of one of them at a holiday dinner, you haven't lived. yeah, i almost disinvited my mom to my own wedding over the prick

If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
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Car mechanics trying it on "It needs a major engine overhaul mate. We're talking at least £300"

Does it fuck. One £16 spark plug later and everyting's Irie again. Cunt.

Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
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Pulling out my blue snake consortium 80's to find lots of small splits in the lining inside on the heel. I hardly wear them and bought them brand new and they are the only pair I have this on, all my others lined the same way get rocked a hell of a lot more often and no sign of cracking/splitting. Bastard.

"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
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Feel your pain, Sam. The uppers on mine are pretty cracked up considering I've maybe worn them 6 times.

Three hours sleep last night and back to work. Grrrr. And since my wife has started feeding the neighbour's cat it was waiting for me when I got home last night. So I had to let it in. Then I had to let it sleep on the bed so it would stop crying at me. Then I had to feed it this morning. Not so happy with my lady.

If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
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Why the fuck are you feeding the next door neighbour's cat ?

Mad


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I hate cats, kill the fucker i say and feed it to one of your other neighbour's dogs!

all day i dream and shine.
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The cat wanted to be friends and my animal loving wife decided to cement the relationship with cans of tuna. now it's tins of cat food and a jar of cat treats. And overnight visits. She's even named the damned thing, 'Molly'.

This was before she figured out it's male.

Killing the cat is obviously not an option.

If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
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(23-07-09, 05:00 PM)Lorrie Wrote:  The cat wanted to be friends and my animal loving wife decided to cement the relationship with cans of tuna. now it's tins of cat food and a jar of cat treats. And overnight visits. She's even named the damned thing, 'Molly'.

This was before she figured out it's male.

Killing the cat is obviously the ONLY option.


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Got room for me in the LBC then, Farm? My wife would kill me.

If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
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Why don't they feed their own fucking cat ?


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