[mr.pure]

Oh stop it, now you is spoiling little old me.
If someone can get me a quick one behind the bike sheds it's a deal.

[Sooper]

I know you lucky so and so!

Im sure someone on here might be able to help you out in the Bikeshed department! Not me though fella , i knew i shouldnt have posted my pic on here this always happens!!!!

[mr.pure]

Imagine how hard it's been for me.
Hundreds of PMs every day begging me for sexual favours.
So many applicants, so little time.

[Sooper]

Yeah i know exactly what you mean!! Yeah i wish!!
Just me and my Shells these days! and that can get messy and im sure aint what they were designed for!

[streak]

Imagine how hard it's been for me.
Hundreds of PMs every day begging me for sexual favours.
So many applicants, so little time.

I'm blushing....

[mr.pure]

Don't start that, when this site was just aa youngster we had some chap asking if we knocked one out into them.
Very disturbing.

[Effel]

Imagine how hard it's been for me.
Hundreds of PMs every day begging me for sexual favours.
So many applicants, so little time.

Could at least return them.. i've been on tenterhooks for months...

[mr.pure]

Eh !
Then whose this layin' beside me ?

[streak]

Don't start that, when this site was just aa youngster we had some chap asking if we knocked one out into them.
Very disturbing.

I remember him... wanted to do a movie of us wearing soups.. ah memories!!!

[Sooper]

Blimey i was only joking honest! Once was enough!
There are some strange people out there!