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Earthquake in the UK
#1

So.. did the earth move for you??

" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
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#2

I thought that was a bowel movement !


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#3

Just as I got into bed. We live in an old, old house so it felt like it was gonna get shook apart. Luckily only a few tiles came off
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#4

I always sleep through earthquakes. Why do they always happen at night?
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#5

i felt nout near chichester. and i was awake. i got home and told the wife...... she asked me "did you fart" Laughing

repunzal,repunzal let down ya hair so i can climb up and get into ya underwear.
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#6

Felt a rumble lying next to the wife....
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#7

Balti ?


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#8

Felt fook all !! Im sure there's people in japan pissing themselfs laughing @ us saying "u call that an earthquake" Very Happy

It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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#9

I bet it was a russiam nuclear submarine Wink which just had a small problem underwater ;p
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#10

I felt it thought we we're being robbed...didnt get up to check though Laughing

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#11

I found out about this morning when someone at work told me.
Mind you, I slept right throught '87 hurricane. Fucking clueless once i'm asleep. God knows how many times i've probably been buggered at parties!LaughingLaughing

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#12

my mum lives in the place that it happened and she saids the whole house was shaking , what was it on the ricter scale ???
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#13

5.2 I think
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#14

I knew nothing about it, neither did the missus, but that maybe the "roofies" I put in her cocoa before bedtime! Wink

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#15

Sneakerphile Wrote:God knows how many times i've probably been buggered at parties!LaughingLaughing

If your backsides as huggly as your face, that'll be never !

Laughing


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