12-11-09, 04:26 AM
lol ITS NOT A DAMN MAC! hahaha
come on the hints there... 2006... silly expensive...
come on the hints there... 2006... silly expensive...
Look what else the postie brought me... (not trainers/sneakers)
12-11-09, 05:10 AM
OMG, you lucky man! It’s a pair of Spitey’s used underpants isn’t it? Wow, 2006 is a great vintage year from Mr Spite, definitely his best year so far. I was lucky enough to bag a pair of his exquisite used pants from 2006 some months ago when I entered a tombola at my local church fete. Imagine my surprise (and delight!) when I realised I’d won 1st prize and it was a pair of Mr. Spites used underpants! I’ll never forget the moment I cracked the seal on the zip-loc bag to let them breathe a bit first (one should always let used underpants breath at room temperature for at least an hour) and the ripe yet robust aroma soon flooded the room and swept over my sinuses like warm velvet. The heady initial scent is soon replaced by more subtle, chocolatey undertones, with a hint of cabbage, which are also very pleasant on the nostril. The pants also had some cracking skidmarks with a just a tiny hint of crusting showing real commitment to his craft from the producer. There was some extensive piss-stainage on the front too which only added another intoxicating element to the mix. Sublime! 
All in all, a great year for Mr. Spite and a great year for the used underpant connoisseur. Well done Steve-O, good purchase.
All in all, a great year for Mr. Spite and a great year for the used underpant connoisseur. Well done Steve-O, good purchase.
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
12-11-09, 06:26 AM
awww man you mean I'm not the only one lucky enough to have a pair?... I dunno if I really want them now...
12-11-09, 11:09 AM
i am so glad that my underpants went to such a worthy winner. i lay awake at night wondering if my soild greatness goes to such artistic ponses that are just jumping on the `have a sniff band wagon` and not to the true urban warrior truly seeking a piece of skid history. i think i`m gonna have to start to sign and number each pair before i clearly reach `Banksy` status. if we ever meet Shellshock, i will be more than happy to scribe a ditty to cover the moment of our joining. until then `word` 
repunzal,repunzal let down ya hair so i can climb up and get into ya underwear.
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