[deftoned]

Daja vu....

sorry sir i'll try not to do it again

[scotswiss]

Sol Campbell thinking about coming back to Spurs.

He heard the strikers were Bent and Keane....

[camnic1972]

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

[adidasanth]

as long as he doesnt bring any ex england goalies with him?

having seaman in the reserves isnt a good idea

[deftoned]

^

caption this...

[deftoned]

little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. " Goodmorning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."

[Da Camden Ayatollah]

haha! an oldie but a goodie.

[camnic1972]

^

caption this...

"It's nice to have a couple of mounds that the boys can jump on!"

"well done for joining up young lady - I need to buy a bra for camilla........"

[Effel]

Whats the worlds most deadly insect?























The Hepatitis Bee

[camnic1972]

Effel - you is a nutcase fella
lol
xx

[Effel]

A crusty old bloke is out for a walk. He sees a burger van, so hepops over to have a look. Now on themenu there are three things; Burger, Cheeseburger and a handjob. After browsing, he asks the fittest,loveliest womman in the van 'Are you the one that does the handjobs?', 'Yes' she purred, 'Well dont wash your hands, i want a cheeseburger...'

[camnic1972]

Minging!!!!!!!!

[camnic1972]

In a restaurant, a gentleman asks a waiter to take a bottle of wine to an attractive woman dining alone.
The woman regards the wine cooly for a second then sends a note over to the gentleman, which says,
"For me to accept this bottle of wine, you must have a mercedes in your garage, £1 million in your bank account, and seven inches in your pants!"
The man composes a note in return saying,
"I have a Ferrari, a BMW and a Porsche in my garage, I have over £20 million in my bank account. But! - not even for a woman as beautiful as you - would I be prepared to cut off 3 inches!!!!!! Send the wine back!!!!!"

[camnic1972]

A wife asks her husband where he wants to go on holiday this year,
"Somewhere different love"

So she replies,

"What about the kitchen!!!!"

[camnic1972]

Whats the difference between sin and shame?




































Its a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out!!!!