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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.
—â€Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?â€
—“I can cut them for you’ said the pharmacist,‘ but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.â€
—â€I’m 96″ said the old man. “I don’t want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers!â€
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christ, you found a joke book from the 90's or summat?
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
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Aye was hidden under that secret pile of N*kes you keep
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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no secret fella..
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No joke book fella..
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Tried to comfort a mate who is waiting on his HIV test results....... 'Think positive' wasn't what he wanted to hear!
I'd just like to say to the old man who was wearing camouflage gear and using crutches, who stole my wallet earlier - you can hide, but you can't run
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One day little Johnny hears a noise and peeks into his parents room to check it out. He finds his mum bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her, his dad sees Johnny and winks. Afterwards Dad goes to check on Johnny. He finds grandma bent over the dresser and Johnny going at it from behind her. Dad yells, "What are you fuckin playin at???" to which Johnny winks and replies, "Not so fucking funny when it's your mum is it?
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
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I'm an iPhone user and predictive test war my ikea
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What do you call a women who knows where her housband is everynight - a widow.
Why do men have the best ideas during sex - cos there plugged into a genious.
Why are jellybabys better than men - they come if five different flavours.
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I think I speak for all men when I say, "Fucking get on with it, its only a four minute video"
My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
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Eh?
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I was in B&Q earlier buying a new curtain pole. The assistant says "Are you putting this up yourself?" so I said "No, it's for the living room"
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all day i dream and shine.
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"Im a dyslexic amd Swindon was my idea"
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
