[Samo]

Oh dear...

[citysupes]

a kid at the school i work at gave me this one -
"whats red and hairy?"
"errm.. no idea"
"a fanny rash, do you get it??"
"yes i do"
"hahaha, u get a fanny rash!"

*run away laughing*

kids today ey'

[Jumanji84]

Thats quite a good one^

[Lurkzilla]

World Cup fever begins...

Italy:


Germany :


USA :


Korea :



Portugal :


Brazil :



And finally...











ENGLAND !!!!!

[cracky]

nice rack.....

[GeeBee]

Thanks for that Lurkstable - I was just about to turn in . . . a monster to haunt your sleep right there.

[mr.pure]

The Brazilian and the Korean yes, the rest, no ta.
Apart from the mighty English, she's hot !

[Lorrie]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-gr...ksy,17604/

[Feeney]

A tramp walks into a jewelry store drops his trousers in the corner and starts digging his arse.
The manager storms over and screams,what the hell are you doing?
Tramp replies,I was just doing what it says on the sign in the window.

"come in,relax and pick your ring in peace"

[Lurkzilla]

Oxo are introducing a new white oxo cube with a red cross on it in support of the england team. Its called the laughing stock!!

[citysupes]

hahaha thats a good 'un ^^

[pokey27]

Guy goes upto a fat bird in a bar and says... "fucking hell i'd give you one!"...
she says "fuck off i wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth!"...
he says..."whoaa hold on,i was giving you marks out of 10 ya fat cunt"

[cracky]

[Tony L4]

I'm a pc and hiding from Roaul Moat was my idea!!!

[Shellshock]

I like that