20-05-10, 04:40 PM
I hate it when you're wiping and one of your fingers breaks through the toilet paper. Other than that, I'm enjoying my new job at the old people's home...
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
The Joke Thread..........
20-05-10, 04:58 PM
Mr+mrs shellshock were getting fruity in the bedroom...and he asks "baby can i cum in ya ear??" with a startled look she replies...."NOOOOOOOOOO i'll go deaf!!!!!!!!!!!"
To which mr shellshock replies..."Fook off.. i've been cumming in ya mouth for years and you ain't mute are ya"
To which mr shellshock replies..."Fook off.. i've been cumming in ya mouth for years and you ain't mute are ya"
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
20-05-10, 05:43 PM
Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.
- Leslie Nielsen
21-05-10, 12:39 AM
Boy pisses on floor dad says now impress me n shit on the ceiling.
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
24-05-10, 05:25 PM
man naked looks in the mirror and says to his wife " why do i always get a hard on when i look at myself??" wife says " cuz even your cock thinks yr a cunt "
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
24-05-10, 11:22 PM
I always thought Johny Cash was the change from a durex machine.
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