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The Joke Thread..........

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"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
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Warning! This next one’s a little bit bad taste so go check another thread if you’re the type that’s easily offended Cool
Lady Shellshock said to me earlier, “What a day! I don’t know whether I’m coming or going” so I says “Look at me a minute. Yeah, you’re definitely going. When you’re coming you look like a Down’s Syndrome girl trying to whistle”

Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

do you still have the handprint on your face from when she slapped ya?
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Lady Shellshock doesn't do slaps. I once had to appear in court on a charge of domestic violence. The judge said "This is the 3rtd time you've appeared before me on similar charges, why do you keep beating Lady Shellshock?" I said "Well your Honour, I put it down to a significant height/reach advantage, better handspeed and a tougher training regime" Wink



*I would like to remind you that this is the joke thread and I don't actually condone violence against women

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Laughing
SS you must be a professional comedian!
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even without your disclaimer SS, i really doubt the two or three women on the board would take that seriously tongue
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But ss is a man on the edge being mentally tormented by cushions.

Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
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IF EASILY OFFENDED PLEASE DO NOT READ THE JOKE BELOW

So I was round my new girlfriends house, we were in the kitchen cooking a full sunday roast. She asked me to turn on the veg.

Imagine my surprise when apparently fingering her disabled sister was not what she meant.

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fc

'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden




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ohohohhhhhh mannn... thats soo far over the line...

still got a laugh out of me though shamefully enough
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Quality SS and FC. My type of humour. I'm not gonna contribute though as the last time I did it was removed in about 10 minutes. Who says gang rape can't be funny?

It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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Statistics say only one out of ten don't enjoy gang rape.

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That was basically the joke! (What do nine out of ten people enjoy...)

It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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How does Snoop Dogg get his clothes so white?




Bleeeatch

If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
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Say what you want about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools....

Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
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How do u kelp flies out of the kitchen, let a cow shit in the lounge. Another learnt fro
kids at work.

Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
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