Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

Happy Steak and Blowjob Day
#1

Unless I prepare it myself I doubt I'll be getting either but fellas, assuming you were good to the little lady on Valentines Day, make sure you get what's coming to you today.
It's official.
The 14th of March is Steak and Blowjob day !

occasion5


Reply
#2

Yeah right! Rolling Eyes

" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
Reply
#3

It's your god given right fella.

Laughing


Reply
#4

It's bloomin' "Muff Dive and Chocolate Day" on Sunday too!!

" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
Reply
#5

i've just shown my missus this link....for some reason she thought it was some kind of tomfoolery Confused

f*!k the fakers. 190miles per hour? but i only left the house 5 minutes ago officer
Reply
#6

That's allright cos it'll be Veal Chop and Chocolate Starfish day next month.
Hope I've got a girlfriend for that one.

Laughing


Reply
#7

No bird for me so it will have to be a Big Mac and a handjob! Probably get thrown out of Maccy D's but what the hell! Laughing

Dance wit the speaker 'till you hear it blow - Mr Rakim
Reply
#8

Sooper Wrote:No bird for me so it will have to be a Big Mac and a handjob! Probably get thrown out of Maccy D's but what the hell! Laughing
Laughing Laughing Laughing

f*!k the fakers. 190miles per hour? but i only left the house 5 minutes ago officer
Reply
#9

Shit I wish I'd read this yesterday!!! crybaby crybaby
Reply
#10

Laughing

Gutted for you fella.


Reply
#11

King of the B.U.M.P...

tomorrow then I guess. Very Happy

" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
Reply
#12

Woohoo, steak! Very Happy

all day i dream and shine.
Reply
#13

Laughing

"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
Reply
#14

Shit i got mine early then Very Happy oh well nevermind

It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
Reply
#15

I've already had my steak. Better phone the missus and tell her to be home tonight.

If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)