[Effel]

Damn right i ride a bmx pure!

[mr.pure]

No mate, you're my internet bitch !

[pirate]

Get it right Effel!

Robe a BMX is probably closer to the truth

[Effel]

Nah, i'm not that much of a dastardly fiend. Had my current one robbed twice, twas a nightmare to get back.

[mr.pure]

How did your finger stray so far from the D ?
You are thinking about having a shower/bath aren't you ?

I am psychic and I'll prove it.

[pirate]

I've been up since an hour my brain cant cope with.

[mr.pure]

Well don't stay up late tonight even if you could cos it's all been getting well too late lately.
I'm gonna set an alarm for bastardly early o'clock in the morning.

[Effel]

Nowt until 11 o clock fer me

[mr.pure]

Don't give me any of your nowt.
School starts at 9, how come you're not going in until 11.

[Effel]

No lessons til then.