[pirate]

LIES !

[mr.pure]

It's not lies.
I'm 5ft 11.5
You're gonna have to do a forfeit if I prove you wrong Missy.

[pirate]

Your wrong !

Unless I'm taller than I think I am

[mr.pure]

Well if you're supposed to be 5ft 8 then you are about 3.5 inches below me.
Seemed perfect to me but what do I know.

[pirate]

Errr you wernt that taller than me !

[streak]

Ahh but did he have his special lifted soups on??

[mr.pure]

I was much taller than you.
I'd have thought it was closer to a foot but if you reckon you is 5ft 8 then hoo am I to call you a liar.
I wouldn't dream of doing something like that.
Would I Fatty !



It wasn't the weekend Streak so no, I wasn't wearing heels, uh, I mean lifts.

[pirate]

Bet you had some of them foot lifters in your shoes !

[mr.pure]

5 feet 11 and a half inches in bare feet.

[pirate]

I beg to differ !

[streak]

Ahhhh he's got Bear's feet.... that'll be the extra 3 inches then..











ok ok so I'm not one to be talking about height..

[mr.pure]

You don't have to beg Babe.



I don't know why fella but I thought you'd be quite a lot taller than you are.

[pirate]

Saying I'm right then ey!



Winner !

You are a short arse !

[mr.pure]

No I'm not. Piss off.
You don't have to beg but you ain't the winner, you is just shorter than you thought you was and I'm very nearly 6 foot.

[pirate]

You cant have nearly 6ft your either 6ft or not

And you NOT !