[olstar]

welcome mate!

if you have any probs let me know

holla!

[Sneakerphile]

So there's another Croydon boy in the his-ouse Mr P.
Nice!!
For all of you that don't know, Croydon is a small ghetto just on the southern border of Greater London (or just outside civilisation, depending on your view!)

[mr.pure]

Yup, there's 3 Croydonians at the moment with you in the backwards Caterham nearby.

S'no ghetto ........... yet !

[Sneakerphile]

I can't believe that i'm actually admitting to this Mr p, but i'm actually a orn 'n bred Croydonian! No criminal record either (I know, amazing!)
I moved to Caterham about 2.5 years ago now. It's great. I spent 28 hellish years in that pit of disspair, and I finally managed to break free.
Don't get me wrong, I don't think Croydon is a bad place in and of itself, it's just all the fucking people (well, most of them) that make it the demilitarized zone that it is today.
I'm just bitter because I grew up on the Shrublands estate (i'm sure you've heard of it, it's the last human outpost before you reach New Addington! )
Plus, we should be proud, after all, we brought the world the "Croydon Facelift". Don't the girls just look so much better now because of it

[spitey]

croydon always seems a darker place when you move away from it. i lived there for thirty years.

[spitey]

sorry shorty. how rude.
alright mate