[Sooper]

In the local hospital, a man is fed up waiting for the gents loo to become vacant so one of the nurses says that he can use the ladies on,
"As long as you don't touch any of the buttons on the wall sir!"

The man agrees and enters the ladies loo. Once he is in there and does what he has to do he notices wuite a few buttons on the wall and curiosity overcomes him. Each is identified by the letters WW, WA, PP and ATR.

The man cannot resist. First he presses the WW button and warm water shoots onto his backside. Next he presses the WA and warm air then dries his backside. He then pushes the PP button and a powder puff applies talc to his nether regions.

Feeling very papmered he then presses the ATR button and the next thing he knows is waking up in his hospital bed in sheer agony!!!

"What happened to me?" he gasps at the nurse.
"Ah" The nurse frowns, "I told you not to touch anything in the ladies loo, the ATR button is the "Automatic Tampon Remover!"

Bloody hell that was around when i was at junior school!