[Shellshock]

I love Star Wars, best films ever made. Even the shit ones. These designs are fuckin gash. Now, being a bit of an arty-farty creative type myself, I try and refrain from labelling something designed by someone else as being a bit gash if I can't actually list valid and feasible ways in which the gash item could be improved (unless it's those wack Pochoir shits, which were just total gash and could only be improved by being set on fire) Which made me think on how I would bust a Star Wars collab if adidas ever let me loose in their design studio. You know what I came up with? Fuck all. Nothing. Why? Because I realised that no matter how much you love the films, if you've passed the stage in life where you get hairs growing around your cock and balls then wearing shoes with little pictures of Stormtroopers and Darth Vader on them is all a bit lame really.

Or am I just pissed off because there's no hairy Chewbacca supes?